TV Aerial

Post by **DiscoDave** » 08 Feb 2006, 22:43

dubzontorz wrote:Why........................ have you got TV's in your vans??????

because when, and i mean when, not if, the van breaks and i've promised a day out, a trip shopping etc and we are actually spending the day farting about on the hard shoulder trying to get a piece of copper pipe wedged into the clloing system to stop water pi$$**g out alover the place with only a tea towel and half a screwdriver to do it with, this is when i say to my beloved, "no babe you sit inside, put your feet up and watch a film"

i then am guaranteed a 2 hour break from the "why do you have to drive this shi*y van, why couldn't i have driven etc" noises!!!!

this is why, oh and i'm not allowed porn in the house!!

Post by **Mocki** » 09 Feb 2006, 08:50

well, its a left over from previous management, however it is handy to get the news and wether forcast, which may have a bearing on where i am heading next to avoid the wet wether or war?

dont even know if it still works tbh, havent switched it on for about 4 years afaicr, must go try it............

Post by **matt** » 09 Feb 2006, 08:52

avoid the wet weather or war

HAHAHA

Post by **torz** » 09 Feb 2006, 08:54

this is why, oh and i'm not allowed porn in the house!!

Post by **VWNZ** » 09 Feb 2006, 08:59

Originally bought a tiny B&W tv from Maplin for £14.95. Have gone all up market now, got a USB tv tuner for the laptop so can watch DVD's and digital/analogue tv when it gets dark! (or on the hard shoulder)

Post by **matt** » 09 Feb 2006, 09:01

dubzontorz wrote:this is why, oh and i'm not allowed porn in the house!!

dave has porn in his van !!!!!!

Post by **Mocki** » 09 Feb 2006, 09:11

thats no way to talk about Kate on a forum...........

Post by **DiscoDave** » 09 Feb 2006, 10:18

matt you know i have porn in the van!! you were watching it!!!

Post by **matt** » 09 Feb 2006, 10:28

how does that pop tune go....
"it wasnt me!"

Post by **Cate** » 09 Feb 2006, 13:33

Dave's van, the place where the boys go to watch porn, hmmmmm so thats what all those secret cupboards are for, all the porn discs!

Post by **Mocki** » 09 Feb 2006, 15:29

not secret anymore tho, are they!

Post by **Cate** » 09 Feb 2006, 15:33

Nope!

Post by **Bigtone** » 09 Feb 2006, 21:54

the tv in the van is for kiddies and Mrs Bigtone to watch the soaps on while I'm rolling about pissssssssssed in a pub somewhere.

Never thought about the mobile porn angle, quality thought though!

Post by **DiscoDave** » 09 Feb 2006, 21:59

mocki wrote:not secret anymore tho, are they!

that's what you think!!!!!

Post by **Cate** » 11 Feb 2006, 08:30

Dave, they are not secret anymore, you can't have secrets, not here!