As the victim of one or two ticks and the remover of literally hundreds from our dogs when we lived in East Anglia (red Deer are mainly responsible for the prevelance of the tick population) there is an easy removal method;
take a pair of tweezers (flat ends like pliers, not pointed ends) and grip the offending insect with the tweezers as close to your skin (or your dog's) as possible. This is the awkward part: then rotate the tick
ANTI-CLOCKWISE at least 360 degrees and you will feel a click, the tick will come away complete with jaws, head etc. If you pull them away without the twist, or you rotate them clockwise, you will leave jaws or other bits still attached and they will fester. The reason for the anti-clockwise twist is to do with the way their jaws interlock (try twisting the old-fashioned type of key ring the wrong way and you'll see what I mean). If you reverse your wrist the opposite way to start with you'll get 360 degrees of twist.
Ticks are the carriers of many diseases, mainly Lyme Disease in the UK, which ain't so funny if you get it, although it's still incredibly rare. Don't worry about the odd tick bite, it's the mess they make when they fall off you full of blood and you tread them into the new carpet!!
I must get out more

You're my wife now Dave................