
I managed to pour about 8 litres of diesel mixed with bug killer and other nasties into the van (who the hell would put that in a fuel container!)
Anyways, I need to drain it. I have spent the last hour unsuccessfully trying to suck the fuel out and got about a thimble full out

Tried searching the forum but couldn't find anything (nor in the haynes guide, nor google).
Did see when thread where it hinted out unconnecting the fuel filter and draining that way. But how, I disconnected the fuel filter and nothing comes out.
The van is currently immobile (dead battery) pointing front end slightly downhill and tilting sideways towards the fuel input hole (incase that makes a difference).