Right OK we survived.

just
dont think well be going too often/ ever!... although the CLs look handy?
I arrived after a hellish journey down the M4. and was asked at reception if id been before, I said no but my father in law is here and is an old hand.
Pulled up with the front bumper touching the post as instructed by said relative. popped the top and generally got set up.
just pulled the ring pull on my first and deserved tinny, when the little green caravn goblins appeared in their matching motifed uniforms.
"Sir... theres a problem, rules state that you must have your passenger corner bumper touching the post, and you clearly have your number plate touching"
Despite offering pull the little post and move to the corner of the van(didnt go down well!) I had to move everything and relocate may van 1.5ft to the right. Bearing in mind the other pitch I was supposedly invading was all family!
Normally on a campsite when the missus retires with her Cocoa Ill avail myself of a few tins and go and have a chat with others - particularly other VWs - not here. anyone of my age looked like they escaped from a Centre Parcs advert on the telly. Far to wholesome
I also got told off for not cleaning the floor with a mop AND a squeegee after my shower. The chap in a maroon brocade bath robe was so insenced by this lack of respect that he had to re-do my booth and follow behind my slightly muddy flip flops, I could feel his eyes burning in my back.
Anyway, it was full of brand newe cars and caravans and pensioners.
It its defence, it was very safe for my toddler, the facilities were spotless, it had a playground and a toddler washroom which was really handy.
But it aint really my cup of tea... however now ive realised the difference the CC&C looks like something I might give a go - a lot less snobby, and reccomended by all above?