So first let me introduce, 'The Kidney Bean' as she was when I bought her in October 2010:

She is a 1983 1.9 (DF) powered camper, which was in a previous life a Pastelweiss panel van.
At some point in her 14 owner history and (#?)90,000+ miles, she had been painted a purple/red/brown and recieved a professional looking homebrew, or homebrew looking professional conversion which inclueded a 3/4 rock and roll bed, sink, twin hob and grill and RM122 fridge, all finised in varsnished pyl and beige carpet.
Subsequently, again I have no idea when, the interior had been painted cream, an orange carped overlayed on top of the beige then wood effect laminate on top of that! Plus she had some brown, non standard seats bolted in, rotted out and then repaired with pylwood and sofa cushions!
She was called the 'Kidney Bean' by the previous owener due to the red exterior and brown/white/beige interior, but I had other plans.
And so the project began....