Got a friendly local to tow me up the hill we were at the bottom of, rolled down and it bump started no problem. As it was by now almost dark I noticed that the battery light was dimly lit. Ah must be a flat battery after all, I thought. Alternator not charging?
Got back home, turned her off then tried starting again and "Click" same as before. Definately a flat battery then.
This is where I get confused. I took the battery off and put it on the charger and according to the charger reading the battery is almost at full power.

This would again point to a jammed starter motor but then why do I have the battery light glowing when the engine is running? (It's never been on before) Am I just really unlucky and have developed a charging and starter motor problem at the same time? (Unlikely) Or am I missing something? (Highly likely)