Always had trouble starting Edla. She has sat for a while.
Charged battery up during the week. Now have good battery

However, she won't start at all.
I have checked the wiki and previous postings. People mentioned do you hear a click etc when turning key.
I'm in the front - engines in the back - is the click in the cab, or the engine bay? (Yes, I'm really that thick when it comes cars/vans - but I want to know more...)
It does turn the crank over because the belt on the alternator spins.
I can't check for a spark as I don't have the grip/strength to get the leads off! (Do I squeeze the top of the leads or lower down nearer the plug?)
Considering it turns the crank, does this mean the starter is OK, or shot?
I was thinking along the lines of fuel - although guage said I had 1/4 tank, previous posts suggests not to rely on the guage being ok, so I got a can of fuel and put that in. Still no joy.
If its the fuel pump - how would I know if it faulty? I know the test is to unplug fuel hose and check if it pumps fuel out (I guess) but not knowing where the fuel line is...
I'm stuffed aren't I? Like all meets, I'm supposed to be camping weekend of 28th March and I can't see I will be.
Also, I know I have to do a compression test and post results up here - but can one perform this test if the van is a non-starter? Or is this an ideal time to get this test done?
I do hope someone can help me - I am feeling so low knowing she won't start. I just don't have the expertise/skills - although I'd like to think I do (I mean, I've changed a starter motor on my old Mondy a few years ago - started first time - best feeling in the world!)
Sarah x