camping tips and tricks

Post by **jed the spread** » 18 Jun 2006, 11:50

that is rude isnt it.i must admit i felt like i needed to keep the van lockt in cornwall with tonion the poower on the prowel.

jed

Post by **Mocki** » 18 Jun 2006, 14:34

jed the spread wrote:empty your loo on leaveing a campsite on the way home,as it will make your van smell like pooh...

jed

you souferners have too much money, and not enough water........

do you know how much that chemical costs?

i never empty mine till its full, cant be affording all they chemical just coz i'm going home........wait till its full........

Post by **T'Onion** » 18 Jun 2006, 15:40

i never empty mine till its full,

hehehe theres full and there FULL , having to dig the freller out is taking being a tight wessie a bit far

Post by **jed the spread** » 18 Jun 2006, 20:31

you wouldnt want one of my boozy turds festering in your loo for more than a day or two it might set then youll never get the bstard out

jed

Post by **Bowton Lad** » 18 Jun 2006, 20:50

mocki wrote:[quote

jed

you souferners have too much money, and not enough water......[/quote]

Mocki owd lad, don't you know that Jed the lager lout is originally from
Bolton, then he emigrated darn sarf. Now he's been 'southernified' & lost his Bowton accent & to cap it all he no longer drinks mild & he hates
whippets & no longer keeps a ferret down his trouser leg! He'll be advertising his homing pigeons in 'Classifieds' next!

Post by **kevtherev** » 18 Jun 2006, 20:56

talk about off topic

Post by **Bowton Lad** » 18 Jun 2006, 21:05

Sorry Uncle Kev - but that's what happens when you go away for the weekend & leave us lot unsupervised!

Post by **kevtherev** » 19 Jun 2006, 14:54

There are other ways, but I use sterilizing tablets, from milton (yes the baby one) for the water tank at the end of the summer.

Post by **Shootz** » 19 Jun 2006, 19:24

Most important camping tip.
When taking a cold lager out of the front of the fridge,always replace it with one from out of the cuboard,so you always have a fridge full of cold ones

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Post by **monkeynut** » 19 Jun 2006, 19:52

jed the spread wrote:empty your loo on leaveing a campsite on the way home,as it will make your van smell like pooh...

jed

LOO? you posh git!

Post by **monkeynut** » 19 Jun 2006, 20:01

Allways keep your camper stocked with food then you onley need to remember and carry, is the wine n beer

Post by **Ivor Brownun** » 21 Jun 2006, 20:07

Only buy food that does not need to be kept in the fridge, thus ensuring plenty of room for nice cold beer.

Post by **Mash** » 21 Jun 2006, 20:33

monkeynut wrote:Allways keep your camper stocked with food then you onley need to remember and carry, is the wine n beer

Never leave your van without wine or beer in it - then you can run away quickly from your inlaws when you want to

acumulate free sample bottles - far easier that taking a giant washing up liquid or shampoo.

have a small rug on the floor so the carpet doesn't get too messy with muddy feet and shake it out the door each morning

for westie pop tops(or those that have the bar too) buy some hooks from ikea and hang yer stuff off the bar.

Don't let the dog sit on the back seat, he thinks it's still his when the bed is down.

Post by **jen** » 21 Jun 2006, 20:47

Mash wrote:acumulate free sample bottles - far easier that taking a giant washing up liquid or shampoo.

I believe all doctors and hospitals give sample bottles out for free.......

Post by **Mash** » 21 Jun 2006, 20:54

lol - I blame the 4 hr train journey for my fall from the chair.