It doesn't mean he's going to burn your sausage on purpose when you turn up at the campsite
Some of my best friends - I didn't like when I first met them
The facts are that if you walk round in the long grass with your trousers round your ankles and you get nettled on the backside - No good running to mummy as she will not kiss it better - I toned this down a bit as it is a family forum - But you should get my drift
