Camping Essentials Thread?! Is there one?!

[grumpyoldgit]

BEER
bottle opener
resolve
Baby Wipes
tampax
freezer bags
Sense of hunour
Map (so you can find your sense of humour)
Swear box (will pay for repairs eventually)
water
coffee
sugar
tinned spuds, meat, veg
fan belt
PHONE
8090 'Help List' (you need to be a 8090 member for that)
AA card
Gaffa tape
Cable straps
Swiss army knife
Bat utility belt! forget the others...this is all you'll need.
Marker flags to reserve your spot when you go to get more beer.
Smallest tent you can find
2 randy chicks
Large box of rubber T bags
Loo roll
tablets to stop the squits
cuddly toy (incase u cant find 2 randy chicks)
knife, fork n spoon
Lighter / matches (forgot once - only once)
Wellies
Whiskey or other spirits (warms you up, lighter and fewer trips to the loo per % alcohol than beer)
Swine Flu emergency kit, including body bags

Sun Screen
Bug spray/repellent