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Posted: 08 Feb 2006, 22:43
by DiscoDave
dubzontorz wrote:Why........................ have you got TV's in your vans??????

because when, and i mean when, not if, the van breaks and i've promised a day out, a trip shopping etc and we are actually spending the day farting about on the hard shoulder trying to get a piece of copper pipe wedged into the clloing system to stop water pi$$**g out alover the place with only a tea towel and half a screwdriver to do it with, this is when i say to my beloved, "no babe you sit inside, put your feet up and watch a film"

i then am guaranteed a 2 hour break from the "why do you have to drive this shi*y van, why couldn't i have driven etc" noises!!!!


this is why, oh and i'm not allowed porn in the house!! :lol:

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 08:50
by Mocki
well, its a left over from previous management, however it is handy to get the news and wether forcast, which may have a bearing on where i am heading next to avoid the wet wether or war?

dont even know if it still works tbh, havent switched it on for about 4 years afaicr, must go try it............

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 08:52
by matt
avoid the wet weather or war

HAHAHA :rofl

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 08:54
by torz
this is why, oh and i'm not allowed porn in the house!! :lol:
:shock:

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 08:59
by VWNZ
Originally bought a tiny B&W tv from Maplin for £14.95. Have gone all up market now, got a USB tv tuner for the laptop so can watch DVD's and digital/analogue tv when it gets dark! (or on the hard shoulder) :)

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 09:01
by matt
dubzontorz wrote:this is why, oh and i'm not allowed porn in the house!! :lol:
:shock:

dave has porn in his van !!!!!!

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 09:11
by Mocki
thats no way to talk about Kate on a forum...........

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 10:18
by DiscoDave
matt you know i have porn in the van!! you were watching it!!! :roll:

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 10:28
by matt
:rofl

how does that pop tune go....
"it wasnt me!"

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 13:33
by Cate
Dave's van, the place where the boys go to watch porn, hmmmmm so thats what all those secret cupboards are for, all the porn discs!

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 15:29
by Mocki
not secret anymore tho, are they!

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 15:33
by Cate
Nope! :twisted:

TV Aerial

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 21:54
by Bigtone
:lol: :lol:
the tv in the van is for kiddies and Mrs Bigtone to watch the soaps on while I'm rolling about pissssssssssed in a pub somewhere.

Never thought about the mobile porn angle, quality thought though!

Posted: 09 Feb 2006, 21:59
by DiscoDave
mocki wrote:not secret anymore tho, are they!


that's what you think!!!!!

Posted: 11 Feb 2006, 08:30
by Cate
Dave, they are not secret anymore, you can't have secrets, not here! :lol: