OK, as this thread is now a blog (glad yours is ok by the way itchy)...
I have 3 blown motor tales
Company Viva = blown motor in a big way (3 bearing crank

) ring the dealer to book in for a new engine. They say
"bring it down and we will look at it to see if it needs a new motor". I say "it does". They say,
"we need to inspect it first, to be sure" I say
"It has a big hole in the side with a con rod sticking out". They say
"we still need it in for a preliminary inspection first" 
etc etc
Traffic lights, I am on my BSA Gold Star. A cop pulls alongside on his Norton Commando. He was obviously in the mood to show off. As the lights went green he tore away at great speed, he ragged it so hard that 50 yards from the lights he must have been doing 50+ still in first gear

There was a mighty bang and a lot of smoke and oil

I cruised past thinking "plonker".
Similar incident when an Alfa Sud (worst car Alfa ever made) tried to out drag my Skip Brown tuned Hillman Imp Sport. He was actually managing to pull away slightly, when his motor blew up in a big way. I won I reckon
