Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year from South Wales.
I attach a little story about confusion!!
Sometimes confusion happens here.
I post this little storey in hope that the light hearted intention can be adopted into some of the threads on this forum, and the the general trend of peace and goodwill to all continues.
Hope you enjoy my little ditty!!
A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for
his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long time, and she
lived in Scotland .
Chris consulted with his sister and decided, after careful consideration, that
a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and
not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods and they selected a dainty pair of fur
lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of sexy knickers for
herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items,
the sister got the gloves and Chris unknowingly got the knickers.
Good old Chris sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following
letter.
Dear Maggie,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go
out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the
long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me
the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed
any marks.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though
they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring
which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began
wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other
hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they
will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
Chris
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.
Cheers Rich
