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Question,

What is Tea bitch.

Answer,

A person who does not own (or who owns but has never had it running) a syncro but likes to attend Syncro events. These people usually turn up for events in 2wd vehicles or in other members 4wd vehicles. It is not unusual for these bitches of the tea to arrive by airplanes where they are usually driven to the Syncro event from the airport in style where they are given a tent as sleeping accommodation that that has been driven across five countries for the connivance of them not taking it on the plain as it might interfere with them looking round the shops.

A tea bitches dutys are as follows.

A tea bitch must supply the tea bags.
A tea bitch must nick Daves mince pies and give them to Al and Jed when he isnt around.
A tea bitch must sit in a passenger seat while green laneing and open or close any gates, even when in 2ft deep cow poo.
A tea bitch must scream like a big jessy.
A tea bitch must be able to lean out of a window and have a card punched and must have a pair of tight shorts on giving the driver an eye full.
A tea bitch must be able to find the lighter.
A tea bitch must be able to offer a selection of up to three choices of biscuit and/or cake.

I think this is clear enough

jed

mighty fine explanation there jed.

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]Question,

What is Tea bitch.

Answer,

A person who does not own (or who owns but has never had it running) a syncro but likes to attend Syncro events. These people usually turn up for events in 2wd vehicles or in other members 4wd vehicles. It is not unusual for these bitches of the tea to arrive by airplanes where they are usually driven to the Syncro event from the airport in style where they are given a tent as sleeping accommodation that that has been driven across five countries for the connivance of them not taking it on the plain as it might interfere with them looking round the shops.

A tea bitches dutys are as follows.

A tea bitch must supply the tea bags.
A tea bitch must nick Daves mince pies and give them to Al and Jed when he isnt around.
A tea bitch must sit in a passenger seat while green laneing and open or close any gates, even when in 2ft deep cow poo.
A tea bitch must scream like a big jessy.
A tea bitch must be able to lean out of a window and have a card punched and must have a pair of tight shorts on giving the driver an eye full.
A tea bitch must be able to find the lighter.
A tea bitch must be able to offer a selection of up to three choices of biscuit and/or cake.

I think this is clear enough[/quote]

Think i'll wait til i get my bus then.....although i do have some tight shorts somewhere.....

A person who does not own (or who owns but has never had it running) a syncro but likes to attend Syncro events.Check.
These people usually turn up for events in 2wd vehicles or in other members 4wd vehicles.Check.
It is not unusual for these bitches of the tea to arrive by airplanes where they are usually driven to the Syncro event from the airport in style where they are given a tent as sleeping accommodation that that has been driven across five countries for the connivance of them not taking it on the plain as it might interfere with them looking round the shops.
I slept in a bivvy bag. Hardcore, not Westy pooftah.

A tea bitches dutys are as follows.

A tea bitch must supply the tea bags..Check.
A tea bitch must nick Daves mince pies and give them to Al and Jed when he isnt around. Fair play
A tea bitch must sit in a passenger seat while green laneing and open or close any gates, even when in 2ft deep cow poo..Check.
A tea bitch must scream like a big jessy. Nah.
A tea bitch must be able to lean out of a window and have a card punched and must have a pair of tight shorts on giving the driver an eye full. You'd like that wouldn't you.
A tea bitch must be able to find the lighter.Gave up.
A tea bitch must be able to offer a selection of up to three choices of biscuit and/or cake..Check.

So on balance, I'm an apprentice tea bitch. I'll make the tea until lloydy gets his syncro or mine is fixed

I'm very impressed Jed by your description of my activities as a tea bitch over the last 10 months, hard act for others to follow


As for tight shorts you were meant to be concentrating on van manoeuvres. . . 3 dig outs and a winch later says alot

Wishing you all the best Ian in your new position . . . all good fun

jed the spread wrote:Question,

A tea bitch must be able to lean out of a window and have a card punched and must have a pair of tight shorts on giving the driver an eye full.
jed

I wondered what had been distracting you.......... shame I missed that............