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Re: midges!!!!

Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 18:08
by Oldiebut goodie
quote="captain Byrne"]
nicq wrote:
captain Byrne wrote:
Oldiebut goodie wrote:Blooming veggie hippy!
There's a chap I know has it in his chicken casserole... Bloody carnivores, eating vegetables.
Nowt wrong with veggie, Flipping carcass crunchers
I was trying to be funny. As a veggie myself I thought it odd that someone who ate garlic was assumed (or not) to be a veggie. I was just turning it around.

He was not assumed, he was, fact not assumption.

Re: midges!!!!

Posted: 08 Mar 2017, 19:12
by captain Byrne
Oldiebut goodie wrote:
He was not assumed, he was, fact not assumption.
aha.. just as I assumed.
To lighten things a little, I had a French teacher at school who always stank of garlic. I thought she had really bad breath as I didn't come from a garlic eating family and had never come across the smell before.
Anyway, totally unrelated, but she was the first woman I ever saw naked 'in the flesh' so to speak. I had a paper round, I guess I was around 12. As I put her Sunday paper through the letter box I paused a little, don't know why, but anyway, she came running through the lounge stark naked to get the paper I just stood there frozen, unable to move. We both looked at eachother, she grabbed the paper and ran back through the lounge. I had French the following Monday afternoon and we never spoke of our little interaction.